world-heritage-posts:

artenega:

shiftythrifting:

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

world heritage post

honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

dinopant:

dinopant:

dinopant:

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

A collection

Further proof

dodudodu:

otters-against-ddlg:

otters-against-ddlg:

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

sonseulsoleil:

It’s almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing “I need six eggs” “that’s too expensive!” and then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says “when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly as large as a barge” Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles.

mhevet:

mhevet:

mhevet:

small-chekov:

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

my f

my feet are cold